This is so funny!!!

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What do you think of this? I find it funny and at the same time ‘logical’ and ‘sensible’. You must read and share with others. If anything you will have a good laugh and end up LOVING this Japanese doctor!!
 
Tsem Rinpoche
 
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Love this Japanese Doctor!
 Q: Doctor, I’ve heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart only good for so many beats, and that it…… Don’t waste on exercise. Everything wear out eventually. Speeding up heart not make you live longer; it like saying you extend life of car by driving faster. Want to live longer? Take nap.

Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Fruit very good. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Grain good too. Bottom up!

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can’t think of one, sorry. My philosophy: No pain…good!

Q: Aren’t fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil. How getting more vegetable be bad?

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable! It best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.

Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! ‘Round’ is shape!

Well… I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.

And remember:

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – Chardonnay in one hand – chocolate in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO-HOO, what a ride!!”

AND……

For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Brits.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

 
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  1. Samfoonheei on Mar 21, 2017 at 4:31 pm

    Very funny…. A good laugh heals a lot of hurts. Funny jokes made us smiles and laughter can make your days sparkle with happiness.
    Funny Japanese Doctor really so funny but do made sense really.
    Thank you Rinpoche…i have a good laugh after reading and did learned some knowledge from the facts.To live good ,with good foods and do good in whatever where.They dedicate themselves to what gives their life meaning and purpose.
    Thanks again.

  2. Stella Cheang on Mar 21, 2017 at 12:29 pm

    Thank you, Rinpoche, for a good laugh! Indeed. Joke aside, the key of what happens to us is our karma, even what we eat and do have some impact. More importantly, it is what we do with our life and how we make an impact on others that counts at the end of the day. Looking like sleeping beauty with our organs in prime conditions at our dying bed will not gain us an open ticket to a good rebirth. 🙂

  3. Denise Kuek on Apr 6, 2014 at 6:01 pm

    I laughed..This is funny and weird..by the way, I still feel that watching what I eat is important for me, erm..that is no right and wrong, just what is your perception of healthy and unhealthy..

  4. Girlie OOI on Nov 7, 2013 at 4:49 pm

    Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
    A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.

    What can I say? I am still laughing till I tear.
    Now to get myself a bar of chocolate.

  5. Wan Wai Meng on Sep 26, 2013 at 11:36 am

    very funny thanks

  6. Lucas Roth on Sep 25, 2013 at 10:11 pm

    hahahahahaha this is so funny and and yet makes sense and yet not. i don’t know what to believe but the final conclusion is so funny. thank you for sharing this Rinpoche

  7. HelenaC on Sep 25, 2013 at 4:01 pm

    Hahahaha..I cant stop laughing!! This is so hilarious!!! He really make sense though 🙂

  8. henry ooi on Sep 23, 2013 at 1:43 pm

    LOL! Funny and witty, i would love him to be my doctor.

  9. June Tang(KHJB) on Sep 22, 2013 at 4:13 pm

    Thank you Rinpoche for sharing this funny post. This Japanese doctor really funny,especially he answer this question: –
    ” Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
    A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.”
    Really made me laugh loud out!!

  10. sweekeong on Sep 20, 2013 at 4:38 pm

    This doctor is very hilarious. It is very funny, a laugh out loud. Why would a doctor encourage his patients to take food that is unhealthy and causes them more sickness?

    We know what is ‘right’ for us. We don’t follow a doctor’s advises although admittedly we can agree his advise are beneficial for us? We ourselves know food that are beneficial and those that are not. Yet we choose to eat the opposite, stuffing snacks, man-made drinks, whatever junk into our own body. And we want a healthy body?

    On second thought do we not trust the doctor? Why would we agreed that doctors are right? In a sense we know that a doctor is always concern with his patients and would give beneficial advises to them. Therefore it becomes ‘funny’ when a doctor do the opposite of what we believe him supposed to be doing which is to render good advises. Is it funny when a patient do the opposite, getting sick because of not taking care of his health? No, we would think he or she is foolish because it is common sense.

    Keeping that it mind the guru gives good advises for every one of us. He is a doctor of our mind, our spiritual well being. A guru, therefore, is always concern with his students and would give beneficial advises to them. Therefore it becomes a foolish behaviour if one choose to do the opposite just like a patient did the opposite of what a doctor advises.

    Hence you cannot find the advises from a guru that is ‘funny’ just like the advises from a doctor that is ‘funny’. This is because when the advises from a doctor become funny we know that this is what we usually do to our body. In the same way when the advises from a guru become funny we know that this is what we usually engage in daily. When the doctor said don’t take this food, it is bad, we are grateful for his advise. Therefore when the guru said don’t do this action, don’t think this way, it is bad, we must be grateful as well.

  11. Albert Ratchaga on Sep 19, 2013 at 8:52 pm

    I specially like this statement:

    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – Chardonnay in one hand – chocolate in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO-HOO, what a ride!!”

    It is so true that many people has been very careful with their body and so much attachment to a good looking body. But if you have good body and not meaningful life, then what’s the point? A good looking / shape body will wear off one day, and if that day comes, we will be suffered for not able to maintain it again. Or even when we have good looking body, that doesn’t mean we will not die, or have sickness, we will still have illness like other people, there is no difference.

    So why bother so much and spend so much effort and time to maintain a body when it is not putting into good use. We should focus out and not focus in.

  12. Wylfred Ng on Sep 18, 2013 at 8:31 pm

    Thanks Rinpoche for the sharing. Sometimes we need to think out of the box too.

  13. Jutika Lam on Sep 17, 2013 at 10:11 pm

    Dear Rinpoche,

    Hehe, This post is really funny!!! It is really hilarious and it does make quite a lot of sense to me.

    To me it is not what you eat or drink but how much of that food/drink people actually eat/drink.. for example drinking to much beer makes you drunk but drinking a can of beer doesn’t make you drunk.

    It is really witty and sensible.

    Thank you Rinpoche for sharing!

    Love
    Jutika

  14. So Kin Hoe (Ipoh) on Sep 16, 2013 at 11:36 pm

    This doctor really works out of the box and aiming the questions with his answers simply but be made the true sense. Good for a long laugh! haha..

  15. Jennifer Yuen on Sep 16, 2013 at 1:33 am

    Been seeing this blog post shared on Facebook… was expecting it to be funny when I read it, but not to this extreme… it’s hilarious! Love every bit of it.. Thanks for sharing it Rinpoche. I no longer need to think twice when I decide to have my second helping of chocolate of the day 🙂

  16. Low Khjb on Sep 15, 2013 at 9:58 pm

    Thank you for the sharing Rinpoche. Well said by this Japanese doctor,as we must take everything in life at moderation.Do not get obsess or attached to a life style that we are uncomfortable with. Which is dictated by other society.
    But still,I would think that this doctor need to update his medical knowledge.His preception of the old school of medicine is rather dangerous.

  17. tenzin llhamo on Sep 15, 2013 at 6:37 pm

    LOL… This is so funny. So fun to have a doctor like that. Everything is good for health and he jokes!Thank you Rinpoche for the jokes!

    All of them are funny but this one caught my attention

    Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
    A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.

    It was HILARIOUS!

  18. Jimmy C on Sep 15, 2013 at 4:09 pm

    I like this Doctor…

  19. Lai on Sep 15, 2013 at 3:20 pm

    Thanks Rinpoche for sharing this and cheer up my boring sunday.
    “Hey! ‘Round’ is shape!” – my favourite part… LOL

  20. wansan on Sep 15, 2013 at 3:11 pm

    Thank you Rinpoche for sharing this funny article. The Japanese doctor is indeed hilarious. But isn’t that what we all would like to hear? Love the conclusion : Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

  21. Cliff on Sep 15, 2013 at 4:14 am

    Haha this is hilarious, I’ve seen this on the web before. It was certainly a good laugh and some how some of the facts put forward by the doctor seemed rather ‘logical’ as Rinpoche says. Thank you for sharing Rinpoche.

  22. VInnie Tan on Sep 14, 2013 at 2:47 am

    This is just so cute and funny at the same time. The sense of humour from this doctor is just unbelievable. Hehe! If every doctor is like that, I believe there would be many “round” shapes walking everywhere.

  23. Karen Chong on Sep 14, 2013 at 1:31 am

    This is too funny! yet there’s great wisdom behind it. Like what Rinpoche has said before:” your life is yours to live” i guess this can be implemented in the sense that why care about what others think or say about yourself? Just be honest to yourself and not be stereotyped by what the society wants you to be.

  24. Julien Roth on Sep 13, 2013 at 11:32 pm

    This is so funny! I love how it does make sense and at the same time it doesn’t. I love this! And i also like how you can read the text and still be able to detect the accent of this doctor, i found that one of the funny parts of this. Thank you so much for sharing.

  25. jimmy tan on Sep 13, 2013 at 4:00 pm

    感谢您忍波切经常和我们分享这么多好文章。这位日本医生非常的幽默。我想在地球上没有有几个了。这篇文章就像在繁忙的工作来个可kitkat巧克力呵呵。
    不过他所讲的也不是没有道理。。所以可以吃薯条了嘻嘻因为是植物

  26. Choi Sheem on Sep 13, 2013 at 3:46 pm

    Thank you for featuring this article. The Japanese doctor is very hilarious yet the facts are true. He has a different way of viewing life as a whole. After reading this, I won’t feel so guilty to help myself to more chocolates.

  27. Patsy on Sep 13, 2013 at 2:21 pm

    This is funny!hahaha i love this doctor…now i dont have to exercise and watch what I eat!!! Thank you, Rinpoche for sharing.

  28. May Ong on Sep 13, 2013 at 11:25 am

    I really like the advice given by this Japanese doctor. A lot that he said made logical sense to me.

    We don’t have to carry our beautifully sculptured body in our death bed either when we can’t take the body with us. Why do we even want to suffer so much then? After all, life is full of “samsaric suffering” as it is. So just eat wisely!

  29. Jessica Yap on Sep 13, 2013 at 1:04 am

    HAHA What a funny article!!!! Really made me laugh out loud!! ahhah this is my favourite part:

    “Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways – Chardonnay in one hand – chocolate in the other – body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming “WOO-HOO, what a ride!!” ”

    I love how it is such a light reading but has a good meaning behind it. At the end of the day, as long as our body is healthy, and we are benefiting other lives with our existence, that is most important. We already created the karma to have the present body. Why not stop dwelling on ‘perfecting’ it and do something meaningful and beneficial with it instead?

    We shouldn’t be so attached on how we should look when our body is just another ‘host’/’vehicle’ for our conscious? Our body could expiry any single second now, so just live well and make our live a useful one! =)

    Thank you very much for sharing, Rinpoche!

  30. Pavara on Sep 12, 2013 at 10:50 pm

    Hahaha this is a very funny post but it is also logical.
    Wine is not actually good for your health but what the doctor said is sensible(because wine is made from grape but it also has alcohol)
    This doctor is really mixed up he thinks that just because vegetable or fruits inside means it is great for health.
    Honestly if you asked me what sort of doctor he is i would say he has half gone nuts and half logical doctor.
    Thank you Rinpoche for sharing this post.

  31. Han on Sep 12, 2013 at 10:11 pm

    Ha ha, this is funny ,especially from a doctor’s point of view.
    I like this one
    Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
    A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Fruit very good. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Grain good too. Bottom up!

    Personally think that sometime we still need to watch what we eat, especially when we are sick or having some critical illness..

    Thank you Rinpoche for this interesting post.

  32. Wei Theng on Sep 12, 2013 at 9:55 pm

    Hahaha, This doctor is really good and with great advice! LOL!
    Thanks Rinpoche for sharing!

  33. Lt Loo on Sep 12, 2013 at 9:25 pm

    It made me feel so good now after reading this, regarding my extra vegetable intake, hey! tobacco is vegetable too!!! On the second thought I think the Jap doctor will disagree with this one! : (

  34. Edward Ooi on Sep 12, 2013 at 8:09 pm

    Dear Rinpoche, this Japanese doctor is hilarious. His opinion are just about drinking more beer or wine, eating more fried food, don’t have exercise much and sleep more. I agree to the last one, sleep more. Sleeping is good for our body but I don’t think doing the three other stuffs on above is good for your health and when the doctor said that Japaneses , Mexicans, Chinese ,Italians and Germans suffer less heart attack then the Brits is maybe because they eat consume too much of meat and they don’t as much wines as the Italians do.

  35. Datuk May on Sep 12, 2013 at 5:54 pm

    So funny, but on the serious side, how much more deceptions have been imprinted on our minds.

    What I like best is that ”life should NOT be a journey to the grave………………………………….” Wonderfully illustrated.

  36. adelinewoon on Sep 12, 2013 at 5:26 pm

    A good knock on my dull mind! Perception and holding onto a certain views sure won’t bring us far in life. Thank you Rinpoche for the teachings in such a funny way!

  37. Shelly tai on Sep 12, 2013 at 4:51 pm

    Thank you Rinpoche for sharing this blog post . Is very entertaining when read on it but whatever he said it make sense , so I thing is good to know fat is not something bad exercise too much might not be good I moderation is the best.

  38. Sofi on Sep 12, 2013 at 4:33 pm

    What a funny doctor! Those who have him as their doctor are sure to enjoy their food more. Thanks Rinpoche for this cheer up article.

  39. Uncle Eddie on Sep 12, 2013 at 3:07 pm

    Yes, I fully agree to what Ming Hy has witten. Sportsmen and women have the most well-looked after bodies in health but doesn’t mean they can live longer. The Japanese doctor is not weird, neither is he nutty. He is truly a realist though humourisly intelligient! So is Rinpoche who shared with us this blog to make our day!

  40. Andrew James Boon on Sep 12, 2013 at 2:59 pm

    LOL… This is hilarious! However jokes aside, it truly illustrates how wit and play on words can be used to give something a completely different context.

    We should be mindful of the words we use as it has repercussions if not used well.

  41. Doreen Teoh on Sep 12, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    I particularly love the part on the swimming, the round shape…so funny…thank you for sharing Rinpoche. It lights up the day.

  42. Choo Weng Loong on Sep 12, 2013 at 2:35 pm

    Hahaha really funny doctor , advocating totally opposite actions , thanks for sharing Rinpoche , actions seem familiar though

  43. Pastor Han Nee on Sep 12, 2013 at 1:49 pm

    It’s so so funny, but it’s also poking fun at people who think that anything and everything is to be accepted as ‘good’ and the ‘truth’ as long as you can logically prove it. When we see how scientists and mathematicians try to use logic to prove how the world came into being, it’s kind of fuzzy and skewed.

  44. Ming HY on Sep 12, 2013 at 12:40 pm

    Ha ha ha! Very amusing, but very true in some aspects. Athletes don’t necessarily live longer. Thanks Rinpoche for lightening my day!

  45. Choongs on Sep 12, 2013 at 12:19 pm

    LOL reminds me of another language/logic joke I have heard.

    If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?

  46. CK Siah on Sep 12, 2013 at 10:54 am

    Thank you Rinpoche for sharing this Funny Dialog.
    其实我们的健康状况是根据我们的因果循环,所谓的因果报应。
    是看我们今世或前世的业力来平衡。我记得“菩提道次第广论”有记载说我们的病苦
    是我们自己造来的,我们是可以治疗自己的病苦和脱离病苦,而不用看医生,但是要有很高的修行才可以。但在娑婆世界里,人们认为“This is bullshit,” 发神经的理论。但是如果我们懂得佛理和完全相信上师的教诲和仪轨,每天禅修功课。我相信这是真的可以实现。

  47. Pastor Yek Yee on Sep 12, 2013 at 10:17 am

    This sound interesting, lollllll!This doctor really compassion and caring, eat what you like!Stay on the lifestyle you have now…yes, too much worried caused different kind of diseases.

  48. Sharon Ong on Sep 12, 2013 at 9:08 am

    I love starting my day with such humour. Thank you very much for this hilarious post. I particularly love this bit.
    Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
    A: If swimming good for figure, explain whale to me.
    Now I know why I should give up swimming. 😛 Have a good day, Rinpoche!

  49. Wah Ying on Sep 12, 2013 at 9:06 am

    He seems more like a university professor more than a doctor! Makes me think of character in Stephen Chow movie…

    Ya, it’s true, we always receiving all kinds of health researches/reports without much thinking…

  50. henrylai on Sep 12, 2013 at 7:15 am

    So funny, it just like somebody said “Don’t drink cold water, it is bad for your stomach” or “ware your hat or take your umbrella , it is hot under the sun”.

  51. AdelineTan on Sep 12, 2013 at 1:49 am

    This Japanese doctor is really funny!!I like his sense of humour, especially how he answered the first question and the way he has made the conclusion. It makes sense. Thank you Rinpoche for sharing.

  52. abby f on Sep 12, 2013 at 12:09 am

    weird and funny logic but interesting as this could be a brain exercise for us when we are too tired.

  53. Lucy Yap on Sep 11, 2013 at 11:28 pm

    This is one funny Japanese doctor.How can one not like him!!His replies to the questions are what we want to hear.
    Thank you for sharing this hilarious article,Rinpoche.

  54. The Karmavore on Sep 11, 2013 at 10:36 pm

    Just woke up a while ago, made myself a coffee and sat down at my computer to check whats going on in the world. I happened to see @tsemtulku tweet on twitter.com about this hilarious write up. Thanks for putting a huge smile on my face Rinpoche 🙂 I feel great. I can’t remember the last time I was laughing so early out of bed!
    It pays off well to follow people who inspire you on twitter. If you’re that type of person who likes to be inspired and happy then I suggest you give Tsem Rinpoche a follow. Go to https://twitter.com/tsemtulku

  55. Beatrix Ooi on Sep 11, 2013 at 10:06 pm

    Hahaha! This is really funny, the doctor was very wise. I agree that we should eat what we like and what we want, if i’m gonna die tomorrow I don’t want to be in a nice shape. There’s nothing wrong being fat, it’s not like we are against the law or something. But of course we still have to eat wisely, or sometimes it may cause obesity which is not good for us. My mum is always controlling my diet, but when she’s not at home…Muahahaha! The chocolates in the refrigerator are mine! Hehe..( I love you mama xx)

  56. Sean Wang on Sep 11, 2013 at 9:39 pm

    This is extremely funny. Thank you for sharing this. Sometimes, what seems to be real isn’t true. My favourite is this one, “Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake? A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Fruit very good. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Grain good too. Bottom up!”

  57. Darren Kechara on Sep 11, 2013 at 9:28 pm

    Haha! This is hilarous!! Thank you for the sharing Rinpoche!

  58. Carmen Lin @ KMP on Sep 11, 2013 at 8:49 pm

    This is so funny! I like how the doctor replied to the questions, especially this one :

    Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
    A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. Fruit very good. Brandy distilled wine, that mean they take water out of fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer also made of grain. Grain good too. Bottom up!

    This funny post helps me to stay awake for a bit, and now I shall continue with my work. Thank you Rinpoche for this interesting post. I must say, “Man, I like this Doctor!”

  59. Casteven Lim (KH JB) on Sep 11, 2013 at 6:54 pm

    Thanks Rinpoche for sharing, this article really funny and make our eyes and mouth OPEN while doing works…

    This Japanese doctor look definately funny hence plus on the article… LOL non stop…

  60. Jim Yeh on Sep 11, 2013 at 6:46 pm

    Hahaha. This is funny! Thank you for sharing Rinpoche!

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  • Stella Cheang
    Sunday, Mar 26. 2017 02:24 PM
    Thank you for sharing this mindfully planned itinerary for everyone who is interested in visiting Kechara Forest Retreat. Kechara Forest Retreat has different facets that showcase different elements of spirituality and Tibetan Buddhism in this wholesale venue. One can enjoy the flora and fauna of Mother Nature, or embrace the contemporary architectures that feature many magnificent Buddha statues and authentic Himalayan decorations. Not forgetting to mention, in Kechara Forest Retreat sits the largest Dorje Shugden statue in the world! This is a holy place we must never miss to pay homage for blessings from the Three Jewels.

    http://www.tsemrinpoche.com/tsem-tulku-rinpoche/kechara-13-depts/go-bentong.html
  • Pastor Shin Tan
    Sunday, Mar 26. 2017 01:07 PM
    金泽“财王”护法殿

    在禅修林的入口处的左边有一间小佛堂,是全天候二十四小时开放给大众的。这间佛堂的一砖一瓦都是由不同善心人士捐增的。也因为他们过后发了一笔小财,所以在大马文东,金泽护法一般被简称为“财王“。

    根据佛陀教诲,五蕴是组成众生的五个方面,分别是色、受、想、行、识。证悟者如多杰雄登能将五蕴分别化现成不同的本尊。金泽是多杰雄登“受”蕴的化现,作用是协助我们增长世俗和修行上的财富。“受”蕴是我们对愉悦或不悦感受的认知。我们执着于愉悦,避免不悦,而这正是导致我们受困和造下各种业,继而产生痛苦的因(此段原文: http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_6d7edf5f0102x1n6.html)

    来到这里,我们首先要上香。做生意的朋友可要趁此机会拜拜,供养一个大的莲花蜡烛,上三根大香,祈求今年一帆风顺哦。

    摘自“GO BENTONG!与菩萨有约”
    http://www.tsemrinpoche.com/?p=120808
  • Lin Mun
    Saturday, Mar 25. 2017 11:02 PM
    Can’t imagine that a priest actually stabbed Pope John Paul. How can he do this when he as a priest is suppose to be compassion and love everyone but kill the religion leader. he should remember that he carries the name priest and hence must show good example and behaviour to others but instead took another person’s life.

    I respected Pope John who continued his trip even though he was injured. That shows the determination he had to teach so it can benefit others. Always put others first more than our own needs.

    Thank you Rinpoche for sharing this article.

    http://www.tsemrinpoche.com/tsem-tulku-rinpoche/current-affairs/pope-john-paul-stabbed-by-priest.html
  • Stella Cheang
    Saturday, Mar 25. 2017 08:13 PM
    It is admirable for Sine Lindholm & Mads Ulrik Husum to place their design as open source for everyone to download and copy to manufacture. This shows how farsighted they are in propelling self-sustainability. The first step is always the hardest, and I believe what Sine and Mads had done is towards the right direction. In this way, people from all the around the world who genuinely are passionate and interested in growing own vegetables will be able to start on their own. Without needing to rely on middleman or manufacturer who might end up making the brilliant idea a commercial white elephant. Thank you, Rinpoche for this sharing.

    http://www.tsemrinpoche.com/tsem-tulku-rinpoche/animals-vegetarianism/build-your-own-growroom.html
  • Alice Tay
    Friday, Mar 24. 2017 10:05 PM
    Many companies especially in overseas are very considerate and allow their employees to bring their dogs to work. I personally think that this is a very good practice where the employees no longer have to worry about leaving pets at home alone. The work environments that cultivate loving kindness, caring and compassion create a much more positive and productive place to work. Besides, it may influence everyone especially those who do not have pet to be more kind to the animals.

    Nevertheless, the employer and employees may have to work together to maintain the safe and cleanliness work place such as reduce odour, provide clean air and many others.

    Thank you for this interesting article as a reminder to us to love and be kind to animals no matter where we are.

    http://www.tsemrinpoche.com/tsem-tulku-rinpoche/animals-vegetarianism/inside-the-worlds-most-dog-friendly-office.html
  • Lin Mun
    Friday, Mar 24. 2017 07:06 PM
    Superb idea and very creative. Home farming in the cities ! Appreciate all the hardwork and ideas to produce Growroom. It’s just like putting a big puzzle and making the whole process so much easier to plant in cities where we always have limited spaces.

    We should support more people to come up with such ideas so we can eat our own food and cultivate self sustainability.

    http://www.tsemrinpoche.com/tsem-tulku-rinpoche/animals-vegetarianism/build-your-own-growroom.html
  • Pastor Shin Tan
    Friday, Mar 24. 2017 01:40 PM
    When on the hospital bed nearing our last breath, nothing matters except for the practice and transformation we have done in dharma in our lifetime.

    Our money, wishes, houses, clothes, jewelry, reputation, spouses, desires, dreams, greed, anger, possessions, explanations will be of no use at all. It will in fact even be a hindrance scratching at our mind’s energy to let go and we cannot.

    Since they are no use at that momentous event, we should continue that thought now and understand what we should truly cultivate now. This thought must translate into action not just scholastic thoughts and meanderings of the mind for self deception or imitation spiritual satisfaction. This is what I think daily and everyday as part of my meditations on death and impermanence according to first chapter of Lam Rim.
    ~H.E. Tsem Tulku Rinpoche

    Learn more here: http://www.tsemrinpoche.com/tsem-tulku-rinpoche/buddhas-dharma/the-dying-process.html
  • Samfoonheei
    Friday, Mar 24. 2017 12:11 PM
    Amazing and very creative architecture designed space for our home grown foods.It is a good idea for those living in the cities.The Growroom is beautifully produced made it convenience which enables people to connect with nature surrounding with plants. The smell of herbs and plants makes cities dwellers to live in happiness and healthy.
    Its takes alot of effort and determination for anyone to build a growroom.Well they can do it,if they have the will power….hoping someday KFR will have one too.
    Thank you Rinpoche for sharing.
    http://www.tsemrinpoche.com/tsem-tulku-rinpoche/animals-vegetarianism/build-your-own-growroom.html
  • nut
    Friday, Mar 24. 2017 01:39 AM
    Lazynnes ,negative karma!and mends samajas …ITS very very , inderdependent motivations lewwels of awareness Teacher’Quality &sangha quantity ,first when samajas ARE pure Empowerment full blessings later?so give less Empowerment ITS OK.ccTR IS Wise.
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  • nut
    Friday, Mar 24. 2017 01:32 AM
    http://www.aikidosydneycity.com/interview-with-takeda-shihan-by-aikikai-hombu-dojo/ yes yes sumikiri!i m sure HE practice martial arts in many previous lives AS well AS have family’karma conected with ai!ki flow,,,so NEUTRAL his re:for attacks ARE.,above normal fighter skills!___and i m skull in maya astro,fine and wanth share:#####paranormalTSEMsection on:::: antarctica aliens& JFK ,Peru as egg skulls.________________have a good day&nice PRactICE.____THE LIGHT be?or just show options that can be used.
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  • nut
    Friday, Mar 24. 2017 01:23 AM
    For example B_LOCK can be neutral karma ,butRE_PLAY reactions can make diferent results in second person?
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  • nut
    Friday, Mar 24. 2017 01:22 AM
    NEUTRAL karma not make good ,not bad result!but ITS STill karma so IS not done from lewwels of acomplishment where IS NO NEW karma acumulations.
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  • nut
    Friday, Mar 24. 2017 01:16 AM

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The Known and unknown are both feared,
Known is being comfortable and stagnant,
The unknown may be growth and opportunities,
One shall never know if one fears the unknown more than the known.
Who says the unknown would be worse than the known?
But then again, the unknown is sometimes worse than the known. In the end nothing is known unless we endeavour,
So go pursue all the way with the unknown,
because all unknown with familiarity becomes the known.
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Mumu taking a rest in the turquoise room. Over the years, I always feel very satisfied when I see him covered with a blanket, safe and sleeping. I always wanted to make sure he was safe from harm, illness and distress. I wanted him to have a happy and loved life. Tsem Rinpoche
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Mumu taking a rest in the turquoise room. Over the years, I always feel very satisfied when I see him covered with a blanket, safe and sleeping. I always wanted to make sure he was safe from harm, illness and distress. I wanted him to have a happy and loved life. Tsem Rinpoche
I wrapped my little Mumu boy up in my blanket and propped him up on my bed. He didn\'t move or wiggle and just looked at me. He is one funny entertaining little guy. Tsem Rinpoche
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I wrapped my little Mumu boy up in my blanket and propped him up on my bed. He didn't move or wiggle and just looked at me. He is one funny entertaining little guy. Tsem Rinpoche
March 2017-Coaxing my little Mumu boy to eat his meal. He was not well and therefore not hungry. Tsem Rinpoche
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March 2017-Coaxing my little Mumu boy to eat his meal. He was not well and therefore not hungry. Tsem Rinpoche
Click on picture to enlarge and see what Milarepa says. Profound.
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Click on picture to enlarge and see what Milarepa says. Profound.
We are always trying to get somewhere, try something new, find some friends, get some entertainment and in the end we end up in the same place. Time to really practice Dharma seriously and stop wasting time we don\'t have. ~Tsem Rinpoche
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We are always trying to get somewhere, try something new, find some friends, get some entertainment and in the end we end up in the same place. Time to really practice Dharma seriously and stop wasting time we don't have. ~Tsem Rinpoche
March 20, 2017-Mumu is just so adorable with his bright eyes.
1 week ago
March 20, 2017-Mumu is just so adorable with his bright eyes.
More and more people inviting Lord Dorje Shugden home to connect with on their shrines. I am so happy to see this as it will benefit them and their families so much. That is the purpose to be alive which is to benefit others as much as possible. Tsem Rinpoche
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More and more people inviting Lord Dorje Shugden home to connect with on their shrines. I am so happy to see this as it will benefit them and their families so much. That is the purpose to be alive which is to benefit others as much as possible. Tsem Rinpoche
His Eminence Tsem Rinpoche is a good sport watching his students do Halloween drag costumes for a charity show. Funny!
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His Eminence Tsem Rinpoche is a good sport watching his students do Halloween drag costumes for a charity show. Funny!
His Eminence Tsem Rinpoche is a good sport watching his students do Halloween drag costumes for a charity show. Funny!
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His Eminence Tsem Rinpoche is a good sport watching his students do Halloween drag costumes for a charity show. Funny!
The Japanese are very innovative. Tsem Rinpoche
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The Japanese are very innovative. Tsem Rinpoche
Read this as it will be interesting
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Read this as it will be interesting
Recite this before any meal or drinks for blessings of abundance. Tsem Rinpoche
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Recite this before any meal or drinks for blessings of abundance. Tsem Rinpoche
This sacred statue of Buddha is in Nepal brought originally from Tibet and has spoken on many occasions. Very blessed to see this holy image and keep a picture...bless you always. Tsem Rinpoche
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This sacred statue of Buddha is in Nepal brought originally from Tibet and has spoken on many occasions. Very blessed to see this holy image and keep a picture...bless you always. Tsem Rinpoche
I love Mumu boy tremendously. We went through so much together for so many years. You are a great being to be with. Tsem Rinpoche
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I love Mumu boy tremendously. We went through so much together for so many years. You are a great being to be with. Tsem Rinpoche
Dear everyone, I am sharing this beautiful and modern altar to Dorje Shugden in Malaysia. I am glad to see more and more people creating sacred spaces. Tsem Rinpoche
1 week ago
Dear everyone, I am sharing this beautiful and modern altar to Dorje Shugden in Malaysia. I am glad to see more and more people creating sacred spaces. Tsem Rinpoche
Lhamo Karmo, a female buddha form visualized above the crown of one\'s head at the time of death, to encourage consciousness to leave the body via the crown aperture. From my book \"The Female Buddhas.\"- Glenn Mullin
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Lhamo Karmo, a female buddha form visualized above the crown of one's head at the time of death, to encourage consciousness to leave the body via the crown aperture. From my book "The Female Buddhas."- Glenn Mullin
The Tibetan female tulku Dorje Pakmo, from a fresco on the wall of the Dorje Pakmo monastery (Samding) in Tibet, near the Turquoise Lake. In Tibet the Dorje Pakmo was ranked with the Dalai Lama, Panchen Lama and Sakya Trizin as the four highest lamas in the country.-from Glenn Mullin
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The Tibetan female tulku Dorje Pakmo, from a fresco on the wall of the Dorje Pakmo monastery (Samding) in Tibet, near the Turquoise Lake. In Tibet the Dorje Pakmo was ranked with the Dalai Lama, Panchen Lama and Sakya Trizin as the four highest lamas in the country.-from Glenn Mullin
Dharma boy, Mumu boy and Oser girl checking out the scene..cute
4 weeks ago
Dharma boy, Mumu boy and Oser girl checking out the scene..cute
My Dharma boy has such a cute expression here. He is a good boy!
4 weeks ago
My Dharma boy has such a cute expression here. He is a good boy!
February 9,2017-My Mumu boy and Oser girl are just relaxing together..super cute
2 months ago
February 9,2017-My Mumu boy and Oser girl are just relaxing together..super cute
Click on the picture to enlarge and see what Suzy from Hawaii commented on the Dorje Shugden issue after much research. She is very candid and honest. Refreshing. Original is posted here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl-4lIwxph4
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Click on the picture to enlarge and see what Suzy from Hawaii commented on the Dorje Shugden issue after much research. She is very candid and honest. Refreshing. Original is posted here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vl-4lIwxph4
This is a good one to read
2 months ago
This is a good one to read
Mumu is silly and cute and funny
2 months ago
Mumu is silly and cute and funny
Mumu\'s hair is messy and he looks funny
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Mumu's hair is messy and he looks funny
I am in the process of creating beautiful Dorje Shugden and Kechara Forest Retreat watches at this time. So we can take precious protector and Kechara Forest Retreat wherever we go and be blessed everytime we see what time it is. 
I am perfecting the designs with a great team and will update when done but these are just some samples that arrived. 
Feast your eyes! 

Tsem Rinpoche
2 months ago
I am in the process of creating beautiful Dorje Shugden and Kechara Forest Retreat watches at this time. So we can take precious protector and Kechara Forest Retreat wherever we go and be blessed everytime we see what time it is. I am perfecting the designs with a great team and will update when done but these are just some samples that arrived. Feast your eyes! Tsem Rinpoche
                        Pick the practice, devotion and precepts of Vajra Yogini\'s path over everything and anything in samsara. Samsara has nothing of value and nothing lasting to offer. You are born in suffering, live in suffering, die in suffering and enter bardo and future lives expecting more sufferings. This is not a negative way of looking at things but the truth. If the truth is negative, so it is the truth. Devote oneself to the guru, dharma work, dharma practice and bringing dharma to others compassionately. Choose to practice Vajra Yogini now with the preliminaries. You can start right now: http://www.tsemrinpoche.com/tsem-tulku-rinpoche/inspiration-worthy-words/starting-on-vajra-yogini-now.html  Much care, Tsem Rinpoche
3 months ago
Pick the practice, devotion and precepts of Vajra Yogini's path over everything and anything in samsara. Samsara has nothing of value and nothing lasting to offer. You are born in suffering, live in suffering, die in suffering and enter bardo and future lives expecting more sufferings. This is not a negative way of looking at things but the truth. If the truth is negative, so it is the truth. Devote oneself to the guru, dharma work, dharma practice and bringing dharma to others compassionately. Choose to practice Vajra Yogini now with the preliminaries. You can start right now: http://www.tsemrinpoche.com/tsem-tulku-rinpoche/inspiration-worthy-words/starting-on-vajra-yogini-now.html Much care, Tsem Rinpoche
Message to Tibetans in English
3 months ago
Message to Tibetans in English
Message to the Tibetans
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Message to the Tibetans
Left to right: Kensur Jampa Yeshe Rinpoche, Sharpa Choeje Jetsun Lobsang Nyima, Kyabje Zemey Rinpoche, Kyabje Lati Rinpoche, 101st Gaden Tripa Jetsun Lungrik Namgyal. Great lamas of Gaden Shartse Monastery
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Left to right: Kensur Jampa Yeshe Rinpoche, Sharpa Choeje Jetsun Lobsang Nyima, Kyabje Zemey Rinpoche, Kyabje Lati Rinpoche, 101st Gaden Tripa Jetsun Lungrik Namgyal. Great lamas of Gaden Shartse Monastery
A beautiful Indian rendition of Gyenze Dorje Shugden manifesting in wealth form
3 months ago
A beautiful Indian rendition of Gyenze Dorje Shugden manifesting in wealth form
This is my thoughts and determination to share with you. Please open and read. Thank you for your time. Tsem Rinpoche
3 months ago
This is my thoughts and determination to share with you. Please open and read. Thank you for your time. Tsem Rinpoche
Nepalese King Birendra receives His Holiness Panchen Rinpoche in Nepal
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Nepalese King Birendra receives His Holiness Panchen Rinpoche in Nepal
Guess what Zava Damdin Rinpoche did in Mongolia recently with 7,800 people??? Very interesting and it is a must read:  http://www.tsemrinpoche.com/?p=116206
3 months ago
Guess what Zava Damdin Rinpoche did in Mongolia recently with 7,800 people??? Very interesting and it is a must read:  http://www.tsemrinpoche.com/?p=116206
This huge Buddha in Korea is magnificent
4 months ago
This huge Buddha in Korea is magnificent
The very first oracle of Dorje Shugden in trance statue. I have commissioned this.
4 months ago
The very first oracle of Dorje Shugden in trance statue. I have commissioned this.
Such a old and ancient thangka painting of Dorje Shugden. He has been around in Tibet practiced for hundreds of years.
4 months ago
Such a old and ancient thangka painting of Dorje Shugden. He has been around in Tibet practiced for hundreds of years.
One of the "Four Exalted Brothers" Avalokiteshvara statues, Phagpa Wati of Kyirong, which is now with H.H. the Dalai Lama in Dharamsala.
4 months ago
One of the "Four Exalted Brothers" Avalokiteshvara statues, Phagpa Wati of Kyirong, which is now with H.H. the Dalai Lama in Dharamsala.
Kyabje Zemey, Kyabje Zong Rinpoche and Kyabje Pabongka Choktrul Rinpoche
4 months ago
Kyabje Zemey, Kyabje Zong Rinpoche and Kyabje Pabongka Choktrul Rinpoche
My Oser girl and Mumu boy are so adorable
4 months ago
My Oser girl and Mumu boy are so adorable
Wow this meditator in his cave in front of a painting of Yamantaka draped with a white khata of respect. He sits among bones to remind him of impermanence and our future. The bones inspire him strongly to let go of all attachments in this life and focus on dharma, meditation and liberation and he is doing so. Very beautiful and inspirational. Tsem Rinpoche
4 months ago
Wow this meditator in his cave in front of a painting of Yamantaka draped with a white khata of respect. He sits among bones to remind him of impermanence and our future. The bones inspire him strongly to let go of all attachments in this life and focus on dharma, meditation and liberation and he is doing so. Very beautiful and inspirational. Tsem Rinpoche
Tenzing Norgay found this in Nepal. Guess what it is?
5 months ago
Tenzing Norgay found this in Nepal. Guess what it is?
Sir Edmund Hillary
5 months ago
Sir Edmund Hillary
Halloween is my favorite holiday. Wild natural plants and flowers are my favorite offering. Buddha\'s teachings on meditation and Yidam practice bring the ultimate results and happiness. ~Tsem Rinpoche
5 months ago
Halloween is my favorite holiday. Wild natural plants and flowers are my favorite offering. Buddha's teachings on meditation and Yidam practice bring the ultimate results and happiness. ~Tsem Rinpoche
Previous lives do resemble current lives especially if they are a recognized incarnation. If notice how similar the previous and current Trijang Rinpoche looks. The eyes, bone structure, expression, long neck, thin and overall look. Beautiful. I\'ve seen this phenomena over and over in many Rinpoche incarnations. Especially when you compare them with pictures of previous and current lives at around the same ages. Something powerfully karmic about this. Tsem Rinpoche
6 months ago
Previous lives do resemble current lives especially if they are a recognized incarnation. If notice how similar the previous and current Trijang Rinpoche looks. The eyes, bone structure, expression, long neck, thin and overall look. Beautiful. I've seen this phenomena over and over in many Rinpoche incarnations. Especially when you compare them with pictures of previous and current lives at around the same ages. Something powerfully karmic about this. Tsem Rinpoche
It\'s nice to have monks visitors and resident monks in Kechara
6 months ago
It's nice to have monks visitors and resident monks in Kechara
                         Taken in Lake Champlain in Canada. A huge water monster...neat...
6 months ago
Taken in Lake Champlain in Canada. A huge water monster...neat...
Beautiful! His Holiness Kyabje Trijang Dorje Chang has always been good friends with His Holiness Karmapa. No wonder H.H. Karmapa never spoke against Dorje Shugden. Two reasons perhaps: One is he knows the qualities of Trijang Rinpoche who is a attained being. And Karmapa himself has clairvoyance to perceive the true nature of Dorje Shugden directly. I love to see great beings like this manifesting closeness. When I see, I just want to prostrate to them and thank them for sharing such good examples to someone like me. Praise to the ego-less mind! Tsem Rinpoche
6 months ago
Beautiful! His Holiness Kyabje Trijang Dorje Chang has always been good friends with His Holiness Karmapa. No wonder H.H. Karmapa never spoke against Dorje Shugden. Two reasons perhaps: One is he knows the qualities of Trijang Rinpoche who is a attained being. And Karmapa himself has clairvoyance to perceive the true nature of Dorje Shugden directly. I love to see great beings like this manifesting closeness. When I see, I just want to prostrate to them and thank them for sharing such good examples to someone like me. Praise to the ego-less mind! Tsem Rinpoche
Serkong Dorje Chang on the left and his son Serkong Tsenshab Rinpoche on the right.
6 months ago
Serkong Dorje Chang on the left and his son Serkong Tsenshab Rinpoche on the right.
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    ཁྱེད་ཀྱི་བཀའ་སློབ་དོན་སྙིང་དེ།།གང་གི་རྣ་བར་བདུད་རྩི་མོད།།འོན་ཀྱང་འགའ་ཡི་རྣ་ལམ་དུ།། བྲག་ཆ་བཞིན་དུ་འགྱུར་སྲིད་མོད།། ཚང་མས་ཚར་རེ་གཟིགས་རོགས།། Kyabje Denma Gonsa Rinpoche telling people that it is important to have guru samaya. It use to be that way in the great monasteries. We should not create problems and schisms. If we want to practice a protector, then do so, if not it's okay, but don't make trouble. One should just practice the Buddha Dharma well. To do good practice. If you have faith in Dorje Shugden and trust all the way, he will definitely help you. But most important is to practice the dharma. This is his advice in short here. It's good to let more Tibetans hear this holy speech and appeal by this very senior Rinpoche. TR

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  • March 27, 2017 04:19
    Dongho asked: I have been reading on the tunes of certain sects and would like to ask on this. From what I've read, there are certain tunes to each sect and school of certain chants. Exactly where can I find the sheet music for these percussion and horns with the chants, such as to the one for invoking Kache Marpo or Dorje Shugden? Would it be possible to use school instruments for this?
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  • March 26, 2017 02:14
    Kunga asked: Does the Gelug have Begtse a protector? If so, could you please provide a sadhana for him here?
    pastor answered: Dear Kunga, Yes the Dharma protector Begtse exists within the Gelug tradition. He is also known as Chamsing. Begtse’s practice stems from India and was introduced to Tibet and therefore Tibetan Buddhism by the translator Nyen Lotsawa. Marpa Lotsawa also practiced Begtse, and so the practice exists in the Kagyu traditions. This practice was eventually transmitted to Sachen Kunga Nyingpo, the first of the five patriarchs of the Sakya tradition, who were the founding fathers of that tradition. Over time the practice of Begtse was incorporated into the Gelug tradition, founded by Lama Tsongkhapa, and was notably practiced by the 1st and 2nd Dalai Lamas. Over time the practice gained popularity within the lineage, especially when it spread to Mongolia. There the practice became an important one within the lineage as upheld there. Begtse is also affectionately known as the Dharma protector of Mongolia, because his practice is so popular there. If I am not mistaken, there is an oracle of Begtse in Mongolia as well. There is a mistaken account that the practice originated around the time of the 3rd Dalai Lama, with the subjugation of a Mongolian war god, but Begtse was definitely practiced before that time in the Gelug, Kagyu and Sakya traditions. While the practice of Begtse is very effective, I have not come across the practice of Begtse in my personal practice, therefore I do not have access to the Begtse sadhana to provide to you. Instead Begtse is propitiated in prayers that incorporate many other Dharma protectors, and Begtse is also considered one of the nine protectors of the Hayagriva (Tamdrin) cycle of tantric teachings. Therefore Begtse is included in the Dharma protector sections of the Hayagriva tantras. Surrounding Begtse are his sister, Sing Ma, and his main minister, Le Khan Mar Po. His inner retinue comprises of eight butchers who wield copper swords in their right hands and skull-cups full of blood in their left hands. They are portrayed as naked and are very ugly. His outer retinue comprises a further twenty-one butchers, who hold copper swords in their right hands, and this time, the entrails of butchered enemies. They wear the skins humans and oxen as clothes, with ornaments made from human bone. While this may seem violent, Begtse is actually a very powerful and beneficial protector, who helps practitioners clear their obstacles and create conducive conditions for their spiritual evolution. I hope this helps. Thank you.
  • March 24, 2017 20:12
    Azair asked: Venerable Rinpoche, I am doing a study in Kalachakra Tantra and I've heard from most of the lama's too that if you practice the Kalachakra Tantra, you'll be able to take control of your next rebirth. Ofcourse, it has been said that we will get our rebirth according to our Karma and desires but whether those dreams will get fulfilled will depend upon the actions that we take in this life. Thus, practicing the Kalachakra(till the end) after initiation will give you the opportunity to take rebirth anywhere you desire regardless of your Karma. My question is that, is there some truth in this statement.? Does this statement hold true for other tantra practices, such as Vajrayogini Tantra, Ghuyasamaja Tantra, Heruka Tantra, etc. I would really really like to know. Thankyou in anticipation, regards, Azair
    pastor answered: Dear Azair, Thank you for your question. Yes there is truth to this statement, both from a scriptural perspective and also by example, as the great masters have shown us. This is a unique feature of all Anuttarayoga Tantras or Highest Yoga Tantras, which Kalachakra, Vajrayogini, Guhyasama and Heruka are all examples of. This category of tantric practice can actually lead a practitioner to full enlightenment in this very lifetime. Even if enlightenment is not reached, very high levels of attainment can be reached nonetheless. This includes the ability to take control over your next rebirth. This is primarily engaged in so that the practitioner is born in an environment where they can eventually pick up their practice and further their spiritual path to enlightenment, or in order to be born in a place where they can benefit sentient beings the most, as part of the spiritual journey over many lifetimes. One of the reasons such an ability is very necessary on the spiritual path, is that usual death and rebirth occurs at the mercy of ones karma, specifically what is known as the ‘throwing karma’ or the karma that dictates what sort of rebirth a person is going to take. This opens up at the time of ordinary death, which most people have no control over. During the death process, many of our disturbing emotions will arise. Whichever of these is the strongest at the point of death triggers open a latent karmic potential, which becomes the ‘throwing karma’ and dictates where we are going to take rebirth and if that life will generally be full of suffering or not. Within Anuttarayoga Tantra, one of the key points of practice is to prepare for one’s death. This is done by simulating the dying process during one’s meditations, so that one becomes familiar with it. At the most pivotal part of this process, one practices achieving either the rainbow body or great bliss (in the case of the father tantras); or clear light (in the case of mother tantras). The tantras themselves are not defined in terms of the gender of the central deity, but by the method used to gain enlightenment. This is either the rainbow body/great bliss (classified as male, therefore labelled ‘father’) or clear light (classified as female, therefore labelled ‘mother’). Non-dual tantras such as the Kalachakra tantra can employ either of the two methods, a mixture of both, or alternate methods. In the case of superior practitioners, due to the power of their practice, they can achieve either of these two methods in their current body. Since they have familiarised themselves with the dying process, and a particular method of practice, they can also achieve enlightenment during their physical death. The great Lama Tsongkhapa is said to have achieved enlightenment at the moment of physical death, using the second of these. For other practitioners, they may not be able to achieve this either in their meditations while they are alive, or during the death process. However because they have familiarised themselves with the dying process, they remain in complete concentration at the time of death, not allowing any disturbing emotions to arise. Due to this level of concentration, meditation and awareness during the dying process, they are able to control where they next take rebirth. This is evident in the tantric scriptures themselves, and the life stories of many masters, who can state exactly where, when and to whom they will take their next rebirth, as they are in full control of the dying and rebirth process. There is a type of meditation called ‘thukdam’ which has been translated into ‘death meditation’. This is a final meditation some masters choose to engage in. During this meditation, the master themselves consciously begin the physical dying process themselves, engage in the meditation of dissolving the winds into the heart centre and remain in the most pivotal part of the death process, the mind of clear light of death. During this point they engage in meditations, either the methods of the father or mother tantras as mentioned previously, and or consciously choose where they are to next take rebirth. They can remain in this death meditation for long periods of time, days at an end, in which their consciousness has not yet left their body, although for all intents and purposes they are dead according to medical science, e.g. they have no heartbeat. At the end of their meditation, a drop of blood will be emitted from their nostril, and their head will slump over a little. Masters who engage in this meditation usually sit in full meditation posture, and their body remain supple and soft even though they have passed away from a medical point of view. I hope this brief explanation helps. Thank you.
  • March 23, 2017 23:01
    Brad asked: What is the significance of offering the Seven precious emblems of royalty to the Buddhas and enlightened Dharma Protectors? What are we symbolically offering up?
    pastor answered: Dear Brad, Thank you for your question. The ‘saptaratna’ or seven precious emblems represent on the one hand the ultimate state of temporal power, and on the other hand the ultimate spiritual attainments that we can achieve. By offering these to the Buddhas, we are actually creating the causes to achieve what they represent. Therefore it is good to know the meaning of each, so we can understand what we are creating the causes for by offering them up: Please see below for an explanation of the seven royal emblems: 1. The Precious Wheel: a thousand spoked wheel, representing the universal power of the Buddhas, as well as the teachings of the thousand Buddhas of our aeon. It is represented by the Dharmachakra, symbolising the ‘turning of the wheel’ or teaching of the Noble Eightfold Path. It is a symbol of a universal emperor’s spiritual and temporal power. It is also represents one of the factors of enlightenment, which is perfect mindfulness, especially that of our own mind, thoughts, delusions and afflictions. 2. The Precious Jewel: an eight sided wish-granting gem, which fulfils all the needs of a universal emperor. This jewel has eight special qualities: it illuminates the night sky for hundreds of leagues; it is cooling when the temperature is hot and warming when the temperature is cold; it makes manifest whatever the holder wants; when thirsty it causes a fresh-water spring to appear; it has the ability to control the nagas, and other supernatural beings, as well as preventing natural disasters such as storms, floods, etc.; it gives off multi-coloured lighted which heals the various mental and emotional afflictions; it cures all illnesses; and it ensures that one dies a natural death, not an untimely one. It is a symbol of a universal emperor’s spiritual and temporal power. It is also represents one of the factors of enlightenment, which is perfect mindfulness, or perfect discrimination, so one knows what to abandon and what to keep in the mindstream during the spiritual journey to enlightenment. 3. The Precious Queen: the most beautiful and virtuous of all women. She is described as a goddess who is the epitome of someone: with devotion; without jealousy; who is the embodiment of fertility; who works for the welfare of all beings; who possess feminine wisdom; speaks the truth; not attract to sensual pleasures or material possessions; and does not have false views. She is adored by all. She also represents one of the factors of enlightenment, which is perfect effort. This is necessary to keep meditating until one gains spiritual attainments. 4. The Precious Minister: who has sharp intelligence, patience, and the ability to give wise counsel to the emperor. He is so attuned to the emperor that even before the emperor has spoken, the minister is already carrying out his command. He only wishes to support the Dharma, help sentient beings, and is an excellent strategist. He also represents one of the factors of enlightenment, which is perfect joy. This is also akin to the attainment of the first bodhisattva level, because you have come to an understanding of your own mind, which is like pouring ice-cold water into boiling water. The water stops boiling, as does the thoughts, projections, and delusions in the mind. He represents the path of the bodhisattva. 5. The Precious Elephant: who has the strength of a thousand normal elephants. He is white, with the perfect features that an elephant could have. He is majestic, graceful, and gentle, but in battle is fearsome, fearless and unyielding. He communicates with the emperor through a telepathic link. He represents one of the factors of enlightenment, which is perfect adaptability. This is important, as one needs to be able to adapt to the various mental afflictions as they arise, and suitably counter them. 6. The Precious Horse: who has all the marks of a celestial horse. Known as wind-horse, he is able to travel extremely fast, and can circumambulate the entire universe three time in just a single day. He is never fearful or startled, never makes a sound when galloping, and has extremely soft hairs on his body. He represents one of the factors of enlightenment, which is single-pointed concentration. This is important because without this form of concentration, once cannot engage in the analytical meditations that lead to an understanding of emptiness, and therefore enlightenment. 7. The Precious General: who has mastered the arts of war and always wins in battle. He wears battle armour and holds many different weapons. He tries to avoid battle, but when necessary fights, and never gives up until he has won. He is fearless, and courageous in carrying out the emperors commands and ensures the emperors army carries out their duties. He represents one of the factors of enlightenment, which is perfect equanimity. This is because he overcomes all warfare, which is akin to the battle between things were are attached to and things we have an aversion for in our minds. In short, what you are offering up is the highest of all temporal treasures and abilities, as well as the entire path of the Dharma. Doing so creates the causes for you to receive all of this on your spiritual journey towards enlightenment. I hope this helps. Thank you.
  • March 20, 2017 10:16
    Grigoris asked: Excuse me, but I would like to ask, what does the prayer to Shangmo Dorje Putri say exactly? I can't read Tibetan, but would like to see the description that the prayer gives. I am not planning to say the prayer or make interaction(as it would be very dangerous), but would like to see what it actually says from the Tibetan text. Here's the link: http://www.tsemrinpoche.com/tsem-tulku-rinpoche/buddhas-dharma/shangmo-dorje-putri-the-bamo-of-sakya.html
    pastor answered: Dear Grigoris, Thank you for your question. Shangmo Dorje Putri is indeed a fascinating unenlightened Dharma protector. Unfortunately at the moment, we do not have a translated copy of the text in English that we can provide. The usual format for such texts, would include an invocation, making offerings to appease them, and then exhortations for them to perform their activities, possibly followed by thanking them for their help. One thing is for certain, due to the nature of Shangmo Dorje Putri her prayer is sure to include violent imagery, just like many other Dharma protectors, such as Achi Chokyi Drolma (who even though has a peaceful appearance, has a lot of violent imagery in her prayers). The reason behind the violent imagery is explained in the post about Achi Chokyi Drolma here: http://www.tsemrinpoche.com/tsem-tulku-rinpoche/buddhas-dharma/achi-chokyi-drolma-chief-protectress-of-the-drikung-kagyu.html
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